David Guetta bitches! Please watch the video before you read my rant.
So the idea is that Guetta’s song is so awesome that it literally brings the world together by causing whatever the opposite of Pangaea is. Cute except for the following things:
1. How is everyone so oblivious to these earthquakes? I mean we’re not talking everyday earthquakes. We’re talking continent moving earthquakes! And yet, they don’t give a fuck because who cares when you can dance to Guetta right? He must be God.
2. How is everyone dancing to Guetta at the same time? I know they show different times in different parts of the world but when the US people meet the “Others” (Lost reference), they seem to have already been dancing to Guetta. Does he teleport? Is there more than one of him?
3. Is anyone dancing to Usher? His beach looks lonely.
4. Those two girls who are looking at the world move on their iPad, are they on a different planet? Why aren’t they dancing to Guetta like everyone else?
5. Why is everyone so happy to see everyone else? Do they know each other? Because if that many people suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started running at me, I’d scream and shoot.
6. Did all that happen in one day? Again, Guetta must be God.
I’d appreciate any answers anyone can give me. Thank you.
One cold winter day in La-La land, not so long ago was born the most adorable butterfly anyone had ever seen. She fluttered about until she got too close to the land of the evil humans and there she saw a plate of cookies. "Hmmm...I wonder what this is"...she thought to herself and tried one. She loved it so much that she had to eat another one...and then another...On and on she went stuffing herself with cookies and then suddenly...BURP!!!. "What the..." she said out loud. I mean can you blame her? Butterflies arent supposed to burp! But they are also not supposed to eat cookies. "Steady...steady" she told herself but before she got a chance,"Burrrrp"..."Burrrrrrrrp"....louder and grosser. She cursed herself but that didnt stop the darn burping! On and on she went. No matter what she did and how much she screamed and cried, it wouldnt stop.....*sigh*
Some say thats all she did for the rest of her life till the day she died tragically by choking on a extra large choco chip cookie. Some say she eloped with the farting frog and they lived happily ever after. Some say she joined the circus at Harlem and lived a long fruitful life. No one knows what truly happened until now....
Hold your horses. And watch the story of the Burping Butterfly unfold...
Dpacino
October 30, 2011 at 6:26 am
It doesnt really matter whether you get the answers of those “Y?” when u already know the answer to world peace.
burpingbutterfly
November 6, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Ha! That’s one way of looking at it.
Anu Priya
November 4, 2011 at 9:02 am
Don’t forget the tsunamis that will be created by all the tectonic movements!!
Raison d'être
November 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
These idiots jumping about in one place leads to resonant frequency which causes the earthquakes in the first place!
*Just saying*
burpingbutterfly
November 6, 2011 at 4:20 pm
So clever! Here, a cookie!