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Samantha Jones on Blowjobs…

26 Oct

Bahahahaha. It’s true straight boys, it’s true. Yes, I’ve been watching Sex and the City again and yes, I thought this quote was awesome enough to deserve a post of its own. I love Samantha Jones! On an unrelated note, my dad’s initials are B.J.  Poor thing. =D

 

About burpingbutterfly

One cold winter day in La-La land, not so long ago was born the most adorable butterfly anyone had ever seen. She fluttered about until she got too close to the land of the evil humans and there she saw a plate of cookies. "Hmmm...I wonder what this is"...she thought to herself and tried one. She loved it so much that she had to eat another one...and then another...On and on she went stuffing herself with cookies and then suddenly...BURP!!!. "What the..." she said out loud. I mean can you blame her? Butterflies arent supposed to burp! But they are also not supposed to eat cookies. "Steady...steady" she told herself but before she got a chance,"Burrrrp"..."Burrrrrrrrp"....louder and grosser. She cursed herself but that didnt stop the darn burping! On and on she went. No matter what she did and how much she screamed and cried, it wouldnt stop.....*sigh* Some say thats all she did for the rest of her life till the day she died tragically by choking on a extra large choco chip cookie. Some say she eloped with the farting frog and they lived happily ever after. Some say she joined the circus at Harlem and lived a long fruitful life. No one knows what truly happened until now.... Hold your horses. And watch the story of the Burping Butterfly unfold...
6 Comments

Posted by on October 26, 2011 in Yes I think I'm funny!

 

6 Responses to Samantha Jones on Blowjobs…

  1. Dpacino

    October 30, 2011 at 6:13 am

    hahah rofl.

     
  2. Anu Priya

    November 4, 2011 at 8:55 am

    I love another one by her…. “We maybe down on our knees but we have them by their balls” … lol

     
    • burpingbutterfly

      November 6, 2011 at 4:20 pm

      Bwahahaha. Samantha Jones = awesome!

       
  3. Raison d'être

    November 4, 2011 at 9:50 am

    It’s a pity though Women don’t get the favor returned.

     
  4. bhargavi

    December 9, 2011 at 2:48 am

    lol! immortal words of wisdom ..

     
  5. Jen

    February 5, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    LOL! I love Samantha Jones too! :) Sexy post! ;)

     

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