Yes it’s been forever but you know…*insert excuse here*.
Here’s what happened since the last time we met: I had a wonderful, wonderful birthday! I am now 26. It doesn’t help that I found a card from Yusuf saying “I can’t believe you’re 21″ and a similar one from Siddhartha when I was cleaning out my cupboard. 21 year old me is probably going “Take that old hag” somewhere in a parallel universe.
This Christmas, I decorated two trees and made a little paper tree (picture below). I have learnt how to do a decent wrapping job even though I detest wrapping (Thank you Youtube!). I’ve also put on some weight (December is a BAD month). And I’ve only had two “What the fuck am I doing with my life?” panic attacks which is awesome. I wonder if there ever is a “right time” to bring up certain things. Hmm… Oh well, no matter what, I will always have books.
Happy Birthday Jesus! Enjoy your last birthday on earth. The world would have ended by this time next year and you’ll see me dancing in my skimpies next to Peter, I promise.
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One cold winter day in La-La land, not so long ago was born the most adorable butterfly anyone had ever seen. She fluttered about until she got too close to the land of the evil humans and there she saw a plate of cookies. "Hmmm...I wonder what this is"...she thought to herself and tried one. She loved it so much that she had to eat another one...and then another...On and on she went stuffing herself with cookies and then suddenly...BURP!!!. "What the..." she said out loud. I mean can you blame her? Butterflies arent supposed to burp! But they are also not supposed to eat cookies. "Steady...steady" she told herself but before she got a chance,"Burrrrp"..."Burrrrrrrrp"....louder and grosser. She cursed herself but that didnt stop the darn burping! On and on she went. No matter what she did and how much she screamed and cried, it wouldnt stop.....*sigh*
Some say thats all she did for the rest of her life till the day she died tragically by choking on a extra large choco chip cookie. Some say she eloped with the farting frog and they lived happily ever after. Some say she joined the circus at Harlem and lived a long fruitful life. No one knows what truly happened until now....
Hold your horses. And watch the story of the Burping Butterfly unfold...
Golcuppa
December 29, 2011 at 1:28 pm
FBI is spying on you.
burpingbutterfly
January 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Liars go to hell.
Passer by
January 11, 2012 at 8:30 am
Hi there!
Just stumbled upon your blog and I must say —- :*) *read/skimmed majority of ur posts and GASP! I can relate to you own so many levels. Haven’t seen any recent posts. Hope everything is fine. Happy New Year, hope it’s off to a good start.
Hope to see your new posts soon! tc
burpingbutterfly
January 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm
Hello Passer by and thank you for your kind words.
Happy New Year! I have high hopes for this year
Jen
February 5, 2012 at 5:05 pm
I loved your burping butterfly story! LOL!
You are a hilarious writer! I like that.
burpingbutterfly
February 23, 2012 at 10:12 pm
Aw thank you Jen!